The Seven Shittiest Sins

Greed:

I want shit

Envy:

I want your shit

Wrath:

I'm going to wreck your shit

Lust:

I'm into some freaky shit

Gluttony:

This is some tasty shit

Sloth:

I don't feel like doing shit

Pride:

I am the shit

Doctors:

Anorexia is an epidemic, people need to eat.

Doctors:

Obesity is an epidemic, people eat too much.

Society:

People have unhealthy body images, accept your body the way it is!

Society:

People should be more concerend about their health, exercise & eat right!

Media:

Celebrities are way too skinny, they are setting a bad example for young girls.

Media:

This singer gained 20 pounds, she must be really unhappy.

People:

Being too skinny is gross, real women have curves.

People:

Eww, fat rolls.

Friends:

You're so pretty, you're not fat.

Friends:

Eww I'm so gross, I need to lose weight.

Family:

Don't starve yourself, eat. It's not that hard.

Family:

You ate all of this for breakfast? What is wrong with you?

And people wonder why we have such distorted body images.